when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
(Source: clavid, via basic-spacee)
(Source: shaktilover, via basic-spacee)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via fuckyeahloldemort)