trust:

finally a career for me

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

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oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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