morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

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morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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